"Hey there Delilah" parody song (VERY NSFW lyrics) Posted August 7

This is seriously the funniest song i've heard in years, but the lyrics are ridiculously NSFW so be mindful of not blasting these lyrics if you're around .... anyone.

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Tags: funny, nsfw, lyrics, hey, delilah

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Posted by: david 16 August 10:44

First one to comment on this song HAHAHAHAHAHA This song ROCKS its Way better than the original

Posted by: stephen dempsey 1 October 21:49

can u give me the lyrics?

Posted by: Gemmz 22 October 10:29

Omfg This Song Is Fucking Brill Love It Listen 2 It All The Time Loving It Fit Guys Add Me On Msn Smexigemma9@hotmail.co.uk xXx ;) xXx

Posted by: leadpill 24 December 11:32

0m6 7h47 15 50 4w350m3 175 h1|4r10u5 4nd 50 much |1k3 7h3 r34| 50n6 |337z0rz

Posted by: leashiiee 28 March 18:53

omgg, woahh. i wasnt looking for this one but what everr.:P still funny.

Posted by: ahmed to dalia 3 April 05:46

to you you you

Posted by: ahmed to dalia 3 April 05:50

DALIA I MISS YOU

Posted by: anthdx 19 June 11:34

Hey there Delilah what's it like to have big titties? Every time I fuck your asshole I imagine Conway Twitty, yes I do I fantasize that you're a dude One who's tattooed Hey there Delilah don't you worry about my dicklessness I'm just an emo fag I'd fuck your younger brother shitless, yes I would I'd jack off to boys in the hood I'd yank it good Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me What dudes do to me Hey there Delilah my Tom Jones is getting hard Just two more beers and I'll work up the nerve to go down on that 'Tard I'll take it all I'll ride his 'Tard junk balls and all Unhinge my jaw Hey there Delilah I'm not saying that I'm gay But if you put a cock in front of me I'll rub it on my face I'd grab the shaft And slowly work it up my ass Then hunch it fast Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to meA thousand goths and one cigar I know that dreams sounds so bizarre I'll cut myself and make it go away Our friends would all make fun of us But fuck those bitch ass douche bag cunts They'll pay their debts in blood this very day Delilah I can promise you That once I prove that you're a Jew I'll baptize all your family in flame And you're to blame Hey there Delilah don't you worry about protection You have all the cops that you want I'll still add you to my collection Yes I will Your shrieks of pain will be so shrill Half of you will end up in a landfill I'll wear your skin call myself Jill It will be illOh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me Oh it's what dudes do to me It's what dudes do to me

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